May 2013
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
By you my sweetheart Don’t you think that you went too far?
tomlinshawty:
apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
vampirevvekend:
why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow
lemountaingoat:
The Kooks - Ooh La
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
tyler-hoe-kley:
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
merriamwebsterdictionary:
“this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
“Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you...”
– (via expiry)
It’s not a homeless life for me, it’s just I’m home less than I’d like to be.
whydgn:
if a girl invites you over for muffins it’s really a win win cause best case scenario you’re getting sex and worst case scenario you’re getting some delicious muffins u feel me
